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Saturday, March 15th, 2003
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11:03 am - New icon!
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I have a new icon! Aren't the ratsies so PRETTY!?
current mood:  hyper
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| Tuesday, November 19th, 2002
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2:26 pm - EEEEEK!!! WHO INVITED THE PRODUCE PERVERT!?!?
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WAHHHH! ;_; Lord GLORIA showed up at the SCHLOSS!! *wail!* He's carrying CUCUMBERS!! He's after me! I just know he's after me again!
Oh, HIDE me, Daddy G!!!! ;_;
current mood: hysterical
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12:23 pm - owie, owie....
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loveloveLOVE Daddy G. Soooo sore.
Vickie is a horrible slut; it seems that the Machine Maniac has even given in. Well, at least... I saw the Eternal Major tossing him down the stairs and they were both half-naked.
Hm, when he wakes up, perhaps he'd be up to trying to get TWO in me at ONCE! Mmmmm, Daddy G.....
current mood:  horny
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| Monday, November 18th, 2002
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9:14 am - Whee!
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Well. So much for not being able to find Lord Gloria. Have come to Germany and EVEN managed to fly in luggage so that I wouldn't have to pay to get here!
Admittedly it was a tad difficult getting into and out of the suitcase, but at least it was FREE. Free is *good*.
Went looking for Daddy G immediately only to discover party at Schloss Eberbach. Wah! Oh, that scary machine maniac of a Major was there! But he seems to have secluded himself, so perhaps it's not all that bad.
Wonder if Daddy G would spank me in the drawing room.... Maybe "Vickie" would help. *_*
current mood: horny
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| Thursday, November 14th, 2002
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12:13 pm - WAHHHH!!!
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Lord Gloria has gone MISSING! One minute he was here, and the next... POOF! He was gone!
I'll bet he's gone to Germany with all that produce! Well! Two can play at that game!
Here I come, DADDY G!!!!
current mood:  pissed off
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| Tuesday, November 5th, 2002
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11:38 am - This is ANOTHER fine mess he's gotten us into!
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And no doubt about it! Sometimes, I wonder why I love Lord Gloria and then he comes along and kisses me again. -_- He's no Daddy G. I can tell you that!
He's bought *another* load of produce! Huge, beautiful (he would say) fall zucchini! I hope he has plans for making large emounts of vegetable quiche, or I shall run away to Germany and Daddy G and take the checkbook with me!
current mood: pissed off
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| Monday, October 7th, 2002
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9:14 am - If a quiz is good enough for Lord Gloria
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...then it must be good enough for me! Even if the stupid Eternal Major took it first!
( So there! )
current mood:  hopeful
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| Tuesday, March 12th, 2002
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11:15 am - Survey stolen from stupid Eternal Major
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Because I have not made Lord Gloria miserable enough yet, and because I cannot yet go in search of more *IT*. ( *sniff* )
current mood:  sore
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3:43 am - WAHHHH!!
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Will also never forgive Lord Gloria! Wasted time and large amounts of money in pursuit of stupid ballet dancer, who just saw Major Eberbach and ran away! Plus, got into huge mess with Alphabet Z.
PLUS bought TOO MUCH PRODUCE!!!
Will never allow him to buy anything again.
Not even fresh cucumbers.
Plane home is making funny sound, but am sure that it will be all right. Only forty years old, after all. Surely will not crash in middle of Atlantic?
Must make way to Germany once back to England. Desperately miss little G.
current mood: miserable!
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| Monday, March 11th, 2002
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9:09 pm - WAHHHH!!
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Unbearably cruel Major sent Alphabet to take G back to Germany! My poor little heart is broken -- well, at least as badly bruised as my behind.
I'll get you for this, Eternal Major!
current mood: infuriated
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10:45 am - Major no longer in need of rescue.
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Knew we should have stopped playing with paddle and little G to get dressed and find Major.
Major, unfortunately, has found *us*.
Hope G will be all right again soon. Will miss paddling, otherwise. At least the Major left him behind.
Perhaps I can soothe him and kiss it all better.
current mood:  scared
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10:01 am - Also while thinking about it..
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Earl's meeting with Russian dancer later this afternoon. Must also sabotage that! How dare Earl think Russian dancer more flexible than brilliant accountant!!
current mood: irate
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7:53 am - Have no choice...
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Don't want to get out of bed. Don't want to leave Daddy-G and special paddle. Ohhh, love, love, LOVE special paddle! Suppose I must, though. Am still irate that Z and Earl have taken off, likely in pursuit of Major. Have decided I deserve revenge. No small, flexible account who likes *IT* deserves to be abandoned!! Even if it is to too hot Daddy-G with big, big, big little G. *lusty sigh* Mmmm. Feel very sorry for Major, who is being pursued by such traitorous sluts. Will never manage to keep it in their pants, and cucumbers no substitute for little G. Mmmm, little G. Mhm. Z not only good German boy amongst lot.
Will suggest to G that we leave bed and help rescue Major, as now fully suspect that Major is likely in great trouble after missing for so long in conjunction with suspicious silence from Lord Gloria and Z, the slut.
current mood:  satisfied
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| Sunday, March 10th, 2002
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12:30 am - Yes, yes, yes, YES!!
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Am definitely not in love with Z. Might not be in love with Earl any more, either. Am pretty sure I love G. Rotten bastard. Is v. pretty in shiny shiny leather. Is v. good with paddle, also. Am almost grateful Z and Earl have run off with Major. Hope they are getting laid as well as me. Do not mind *it* after proper application of *IT*. G v. good at both. Think I may expire from pleasure. Who cares about Russian dancer? Whee!
current mood:  giddy
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| Saturday, March 9th, 2002
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9:33 am - Growing fretful...
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Still no sign of Z or Earl. Am becoming v. worried. Perhaps was too harsh to send Z to store in search of ripe bananas? Probably shouldn't worry. Z is, after all, *big slut*. Earl went after him. Earl also sort of slutty. Is v. possible they have gone off to romp together, which makes me most irate, as Earl has taken chequebook. I will, however, persevere. He does not know that I have changed accounts, & therefore cheques will do him no good. They are rubber!
Heard from G late last night. Major is also missing. Fear greatly that those sluts have likely managed to get Major into compromising position. Am cranky not to be involved. I'll bet the Major likes *IT* better than *it*. Who wouldn't, with Earl cramming fruits and vegetables up *there*!?
One point five days left until meeting with Russian dancer. Bet Earl will not miss that, slut or no slut. Ha. Perhaps can sabotage meeting. After all, are many Soviet agents about. Surely they can be helpful aside from peeking through papers with eyeholes cut out? Will consider this matter.
For now, G coming over again to, er, plot.
current mood:  determined
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| Friday, March 8th, 2002
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1:27 pm - Definitely *not* a happy Jamesie!!
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No entry yesterday. Am afraid got caught up with G again. Wow. Maybe am not in love with Z. Did not know riding crop could be used so effectively. Am v. happy about that, but am also thinking of getting revenge on slut for being so willing to smuggle ballet dancer with Earl. Am easily more flexible than stupid ballet dancer! Am more entertaining! Can do more than twiddle about on my toes! Have decided to get revenge. Z being sent off to grocery store, as now that I am back, we have run out of KY. Haven't figured out yet how we get four to this tiny bed. Defies all laws of physics and gravity. Have requested rotten bananas, and am rather smug at wild look in Z's eyes. Hope he has a hard time of it.
If he brings back under ripe ones, will stuff them up the EARL'S you-know-what and see how he likes it.
current mood: pissed off
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| Wednesday, March 6th, 2002
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11:22 am - Just a little worried....
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Am off to deliver secret code message to Alphabet. Think Z should be aware that *all* Cap'n Crunch boxes come with secret decoder, but did not want to tell him that, poor dear. Was bribed with more IT. V. pleased with self, all told. Do not want to face G, though. Remember last time got caught up in closet with transvestite. Made incident with under ripe bananas look like child's play. V. deceptive, those panties G wears.
current mood:  worried
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| Tuesday, March 5th, 2002
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9:13 pm - IT!!!!!
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Am v. sore. Will try soothing fizzy bath to see if helps. Do not want to stop getting IT, after all, even if too bruised and tired to continue. Earl less enthusiastic as Z is sleeping. Will never understand him. Bastard. Does not love me any more. Is all right, though. Z is still slut, but at least willing to do IT plus sex. Not so bad.
Hope fizzy bath helps, as do not want to stop yet. V. hopeful will get more sex and IT. Have been too long without, as Earl is stubborn bastard who runs after repressed Germans.
Well, except for Z, who remains a slut.
current mood: sore
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| Monday, March 4th, 2002
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8:57 am - IT!!!!!
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Finally got IT!! At first, thought was v. bad idea to let Z go out alone last night as brought Earl home with him, but Earl knows how much I like IT. Showed Z best way to do it. Love paddle. Love Z. Only wish I had some nice ripe bananas for breakfast now and a pillow to sit upon.
Z v. enthusiastic with paddle. Think I am in love, even if he is a slut.
current mood: ecstatic
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| Sunday, March 3rd, 2002
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10:07 am - Good German Boys?
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Located Z. Sluttier than I thought. Got me drunk and we shagged. Was v. nice. Much better than the earl, as Z is v. enthusiastic about sex. Also, J, who does not have funny tickly mustache, unlike Mr. Bonham.
Yay, me!
Think I like this v. much. Wonder if Z would like full-time sex-slave. Missed IT, however.
current mood: satisfied
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